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Studio: Tcfhe/mgm Release Date: 01/27/2009 Run time: 95 minutes Rating: Ur
College tells the same threadbare story as a dozen other movies about wide-eyed newcomers arriving at a college campus and finding an institution of higher learning to be a focal point of debauchery. Drake Bell (of TV's Drake & Josh) stars as Kevin, a cautious high school senior who gets dumped by his girlfriend for being boring. Determined to be a free spirit, Kevin pays a pre-enrollment weekend visit to a university with his best friends, the uptight Morris (Kevin Covais) and licentious Carter (Andrew Caldwell). The trio are soon absorbed into the black hole of an obnoxious fraternity and subjected to ritual hazing of a nauseating order. Things go from bad to worse when Kevin becomes attracted to a sorority girl (Haley Bennett) targeted by a frat leader for seduction. A kind of war breaks out between the newbies and their frat tormentors, forcing Kevin, Morris, and Carter to face up to their internal conflicts and fight back against a common enemy. College might have the semblance of a narrative, but it's really the same old grab-bag of youthful depravity, with the bar raised pretty high in a couple of sordid scenes. There's a strong influence here of Superbad (Bell, Covais, and Caldwell's characters are essentially the latter film's Evan, Seth, and McLovin in personality and style). But unlike Superbad's persuasive humanity, College is merely trying to temper outrageousness with faux sensitivity. It doesn't work, and the film feels like it goes on forever. --Tom Keogh
Kinda gross, but kinda funny...coulda been better tho.Reviewed by Larry Davis, 2009-06-20
I agree with the reviewer who said that the comeuppance against the
frat came a bit too late, so it was a bit rushed at the end...and
some parts were downright gross (the cleaning up the house, the pig
crap, the hazing stuff "Bearcat" puts them through...he gives new
meaning to the word "bodyshot", ewwww, the scene of a drunken
Chicken Little, which was just as low and sad as it was
gross)...some of this movie was downright mean...even of Chicken
Little getting slapped by his overweight friend...who would keep
putting up with that crap??
But some of it was funny, and the girls were hot (I liked the 3
focus girls)...even an appearance by Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) was
fun...this movie raises the stakes for college party debauchery to
a high (or low??) level...so much so that it makes "Revenge Of The
Nerds" (it's obvious precursor) look G-rated, and the "American
Pie" flicks look downright tame!!
I would have enjoyed it more if it wasn't so gross or mean, but it
had some fun bits and the comeuppance was satisfying. Drake Bell
was cool and his girlfriend deserved to be dumped.
COMPLETE GARBAGEReviewed by Robert Brimacombe, 2009-03-10
I'm not going to go in detail on this movie like most reviews, cause this movie is so terrible that it doesn't need to take anymore time from my life. Quite plain and simple, pass on this movie. It sucked BAD! I can't explain how awful it was. It seemed like a k-mart version Super Bad. No wait, more like a Dollar Store version. Just plain crap. I gave it one star, because I couldn't give it 0 stars. It's so bad, it's not even pirate worthy.
These Animals Need A New House & Should Have To Go Back To
School...Reviewed by Eric Ericson, 2009-03-03
Honestly, I'm surprised the current direct-to-video headliner
"National Lampoon's..." wasn't above the title. Take three typical
high school seniors, the fat wisecrack kid (think Jack Black &
Chris Farley had a son), the nerdy kid (played by Kevin Covais,
American Idol 5th Season finalist who no one really took
seriously), and the "normal" kid (Nickelodeon escapee Drake Bell),
and place them in the same old story of spending their first
weekend ever in the future college they wish to attend and all the
equally stereotypical hot drunk girls and mean as Hell frat guys
they encounter. If you've seen Animal House, Revenge Of The Nerds,
or any film that had some member counting on getting that
scholarship and drunkenly blowing it badly, you've already seen
this film. However due to the changing times, the extremely high
levels of nudity and sexual situations, surprisingly high in let's
say "alternative lifestyles", will remind you why films like this
today need that little over-the-top extra to even get mentioned in
the same paragraph as those real college classics. But when it
boils down to it, it does have a couple of laughs, groans, and
guffaws, but nothing to make you really want to see it a second
time. It's disc has both the Unrated (that really, really pushes
it) and a Rated (will anybody choose/see this version?) plus a gag
reel, half of which is already in the end credits ala a Burt
Reynolds film. For a rent it's not too bad, but the filmmakers here
should go back a grade to see why college films succeeded so much
in the first place without trying so hard to blow us away with
gross-out jokes than actually well-written ones.
(RedSabbath Rating:6.0/10)
CollegeReviewed by Courtney M. Lewis, 2009-03-01
This comedy is about three high school teenager's wild adventure at Fieldmont University, where they run into trouble and cause mayhem. Meeting cute girls and partying wasn't there only obstacle at this weekend trip...
No Lampoons in this national. Or even a national!Reviewed by Joshua Glowzinski, 2009-02-12
I saw this on iTunes and thought it may be funny. I haven't liked
any of the national lampoons movies that have come out lately.
Actually I didn't even like Animal House. That was before my time
though. I'm only 23. Ok enough talking about random things. Here is
my review of the movie.
Firstly let me say that I have never heard of any of the actors in
this movie. I think that really helped. Sometimes is good to know
the actors in movies. Other times though, I think it's good to have
nothing to compare them to. The main actors in this movie are Drake
Bell, Andrew Caldwell, Andree Moss, Carolyn Moss, Wendy Talley and
Kevin Covais. One of the guys in this movie looks just like Johnny
noxville some of the time and looks and acts like Robert Downey Jr.
other times. Ok, though I have never seen any of these actors in
anything. I think they do a pretty good job on this movie. They
seem a little rough around the edges. This makes the movie even
better. Rather than taking an actor that does a certin type of
comedy that we all know and are used to. They bring these guys.
Nice job!
The movie is about 3 friends. Two are going to check out a college
together. One of them has set everything up and he needs to go so
his parents leave him alone. The other is looking forward to seeing
the college also. They have a third friend who tells them there
losers and that he isn't going. That is until another guy comes and
tells them about the great things that have happened to him when he
went to a college. The third boy now wants to go. So off they are.
They were all ready to stay in this dorm. Thanks to the one friend
who set it all up. When they get there and go into the room
though.... The guy there is doing something. I won't say what. But
they choose not to stay there. So one of them has a brother that
used to go to this frat. They go there and ask if they can say.
Eventually they get to sleep there. There stay does not come easy.
The frat guy all haze them and try to make there life as hard as
possible. The stuff that they do is pretty funny. The main boy in
the frat takes getting used to though. He does lines from various
movies and even a cartoon. I didn't know what I was supposed to see
him as. Eventually they think of a way to get back at the frat
house for everything that have been through.
So, why the 3 out of 5? I'll tell you why. First of all the movie
played for like 1:30:55. At about 1:17 they realize that they can
get back at the frat. I thought that's what the movie was about.
But they try to fit so much in, in such a short amount of time,
that it just feels rushed. It kind of goes through some of the
parts very fast. Like showing them doing stuff while playing music.
Second, a couple of the actors have so many personalities. I didn't
know what kind of person they were supposed to be. They did leave
it open for another movie though. So let's hope they make another,
that fixes the few small problems that this one had.